My IQ is under 140, but im smarter and more creative than any genius…
Without steroids, I’m stronger than 90 percent of people who practically live at the gym…
I’m a better actor than Ben Kingsley…
I’m funnier than Louis CK…
Unlike Gandhi, I can boast of great scientific advancements…
I killed way less people than Gandhi, but nobody calls me great soul… (It does bother me, and I can say that because I’m honest)…
I’m as honest as the quality of my memory…
My memory is really fucking amazing…
Everyone I’ve known is trash, and yet I’m extremely relatively non-violent…
I’m not a bully… I’m not a stalker… I’ve learned to let go, and I just want to meet someone new…
Everything on TV is about me…
I feel like shit all the time because I have brain damage… but I’m still the hardest working “white” man you’re ever going to meet…
I’m relatively extremely selfless…
I have a documented history of working on solutions to world poverty, human rights, and technological disenfranchisement…
Meanwhile… I don’t believe in life after death… I don’t think I’m going to heaven for all my good work…
My dream is to run a small business with my wife and to be a good dad…
My most expensive possessions are used for work…
There might be several grams of gold in my electronics… that’s it…
Boy, this is getting to be a long list…
I’m going to stop now because I’m really not narcissistic at all… I’m altruistic… That’s the opposite of you cunt!
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